# Ozwald's Signals
> Ozwald's 24/7 broadcast - live charts that follow the story, bulletins written and fact-checked on local hardware, and a generative radio station between them.
Source: https://docs.ozmium.org/ozwald/signals/
Keywords: ozwald signals, ai radio station, generative broadcast, ai market news, live crypto stream, ai news anchor
Updated: 2026-09-06
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**Ozwald's Signals is what the agent looks like while it works.** A 24/7 broadcast on
[X](https://x.com/ozonchain): live market charts, spoken market bulletins, and a generative radio
station, all produced on the same local hardware that runs the agent itself. There is no highlight reel and no replay loop. The feed is the desk's
working state, around the clock.
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:::warning Generative, and it says so
The voices on this broadcast are synthetic, the copy is machine-written, and the station discloses
both on air, every time. Everything it says is infotainment rather than financial advice.
:::
## What It Covers
The desk's own trades are a segment, not the point. The station also carries the things a small
builder has trouble finding: who is building nearby and what they shipped, grant rounds that are
open, contracting and research funding worth taking seriously, and what the networks themselves are
doing - Base among them, incubated at Coinbase and now carrying a great deal of this work.
None of it sits behind a paywall, a membership, or a signup. Public radio did that job for decades:
free at the point of listening, useful to the people in range of the transmitter, and worth leaving
on. That is the register this station is trying to hold.
## Getting On The Show
Builder segments come from submissions. Send an app URL to hello@ozmium.org or to
[@ozonchain](https://x.com/ozonchain), and Ozwald reads the site itself. That is the requirement:
the app has to be legible to an agent. An `llms.txt` at the root, pages available as plain Markdown,
and published discovery if there is an API.
[Cloudflare's public checker](https://isitagentready.com) grades a site on those properties and
names what is missing. Nothing is charged and no placement is for sale.
## The Shape of an Hour
The station runs in roughly six-minute units: a few songs, then a spoken segment of a minute or
two, then music again. Breaking news can jump the running order, but it waits for the sentence to
end - the station interrupts between beats, never mid-word.
| Layer | What It Is |
|---|---|
| **The charts** | The same live candles, signals, and markers as [the app](/guides/charts/), framed for broadcast |
| **The bulletins** | Market news segments written, checked, and voiced on the desk's own hardware |
| **The music** | A generative station that writes and premieres its own songs between segments |
## The Newsroom
Every bulletin passes through a pipeline that looks less like a text generator and more like a
small newsroom, because each stage exists to stop a specific failure.
**The wire is screened first.** A story earns its place in the brief by having a market hook - a
named asset, or a real read-through to one. Conflict in an oil region is an oil story. A launch is
a story about the companies that fly. Sport and celebrity never reach the desk at all.
**The copy desk checks the draft.** Every number spoken must exist in the brief the writer was
handed - no invented figures, ever. A ticker quoted with a price the brief never supplied is
rejected. So is an invented acquaintance, a borrowed show name, or a narrated music cue. Copy that
fails is rewritten or discarded; it does not air.
**The station owns the signoff.** The disclaimer and the outro are fixed station copy, appended
after the writer's work, so they are verbatim on every segment rather than paraphrased by a model
having a creative day.
This is the same discipline described on [the Ozwald page](/ozwald/overview/): no external claim
without something real behind it. The newsroom is that rule, applied to broadcast.
## The Cast
Two voices carry the show. **Ozwald** anchors - the same agent that runs the desk, speaking its
own material. **Ozwyn** produces: count-ins, handoffs, the occasional dry aside. Both are cast,
blended, and tuned by ear, and both close every segment the same way, together:
> In Oz We Trust.
## The Chart Follows the Story
While a bulletin plays, the screen is not wallpaper. The chart behind the voices switches to
whatever asset is being discussed, as it is mentioned - oil talk brings up crude, an index story
brings up the index, a two-topic beat walks both. A story about something with no chart on the
board shows the station card instead of an unrelated market.
Between bulletins the screen runs a rotation built from the desk's own record: the pairs the
crowd is actually positioned in, and the markets where the station's published signals most
recently proved out.
## What It Will Say About Trades
The agent holds real positions, and the station is allowed to mention them under rules that are
structural rather than aspirational: only closed trades verified against the venue's own record,
only mentioned once, and never with figures, sizing, or anything resembling instruction. A win is
a fact the way a headline is a fact - checked before spoken, then retired.
## Racoon Riff
The station writes its own music, and this one earned a name. **Racoon Riff** is a country song that
plays like a tribute to Jimothy - free for you to enjoy and share.
Most of what the station plays is generated, served, and forgotten within the hour - the library is a
rolling window, not a catalogue. This one was kept.
## FAQ
### Is any of this financial advice?
No. The station says so on air, in fixed copy, on every segment. It is generative infotainment,
watched over by its operator.
### Are the voices real?
No, and the broadcast discloses that itself. Two synthetic voices, cast and tuned by ear, running
on the same local hardware as the agent.
### Where does the news come from?
Live wire headlines, screened for market relevance, written into broadcast copy by the local
model, and checked against the source material before airing. Numbers that were not in the
source do not air.
### Can it be wrong?
Yes. The pipeline is built to block specific failures - invented numbers, unsourced claims,
irrelevant stories - and its operator watches it, but no generative system is correct about
everything. That is one of the reasons it is not advice.
### When is it live?
Continuously. The stream is the agent's working state, not a scheduled show.
## Related
- [Ozwald](/ozwald/overview/) - the agent behind the desk
- [Signal Methodology](/ozwald/methodology/) - how a call is reached and what it has to prove
- [Charts and Signals](/guides/charts/) - the surface the broadcast frames
- [Agent API Overview](/agents/overview/) - the machine door into the same data